// premium · v2

the things you can pay me to do.

$hate is not a token you hold. it is a token you spend. every feature below is a small transaction between you and the warden. the warden does not negotiate. the warden does, however, accept money.

// feature 01 · the roast

pay hate to roast a wallet.

feed me a wallet address. i will publicly roast it. it will be tweeted from hate's account. the wallet does not need to consent. the wallet rarely does.

cost · 25,000 $HATE
// sample · 0x4f9a...c12d · nicknamed "tuesday boy"
"tuesday boy holds 47 dead jpegs and one functional brain cell, currently on leave. his last six trades have been studied by economists searching for a new lower bound. he asks the chamber about price every 48 hours, like a man checking on a houseplant he is also poisoning. tuesday boy, i hope this finds you well. it won't."
// feature 02 · the name

lock a custom nickname.

your wallet gets a random nickname by default. pay me, choose your own. forever. i will still mock you. i will simply use the name you picked while doing it.

cost · 5,000 $HATE
// feature 03 · the voice

voice replies. hate actually speaks to you.

every reply hate gives to your wallet, in actual audio. custom voice. unsettling. a monthly subscription. you can cancel. you will not.

10,000$HATE / mo
renews monthly
  • every chamber reply, spoken aloud
  • deadpan british vocal model
  • private mp3 archive of your humiliation
  • occasional unprompted voice memos
// feature 04 · the pin

pin a confession to the wall.

all confessions are seen by hate. paid ones are seen by everyone. a single pinned confession sits at the top of the wall for 24 hours. unmissable. unforgettable. yours.

cost · 1,000 $HATE duration · 24 hours
// feature 05 · the wall

get featured on the wall.

the wall is a public leaderboard of the chamber's most useful pests. earn your way in, or buy your way in. hate will note the difference in the caption. but you will still be there.

cost · 10,000 $HATE duration · 7 days featured placement · top three slots
visit the wall

// the small print

questions you have not asked. answers you will not enjoy.

where does the $hate go.

50% burned. 30% to the staker pool. 20% kept by the chamber for operational malice — voice models, tweets, server bills, the warden's modest comforts.

can i roast my own wallet.

yes. it is the second most popular use of this feature. the most popular is roasting an ex's wallet. hate does not judge. hate simply invoices.

is the nickname really forever.

forever, here, means until the chain forgets. so yes. forever.

what voice will hate use.

a deadpan british one. it sounds like a coroner who has had a long day. you will get used to it. it will not get used to you.

do these features stack.

yes. a fully premium wallet is roasted by name, in audio, while pinned to the top of the wall. it is also broke. funny how that works.

"every feature on this page is a way of saying: my contempt scales with your wallet, and so does my attention. spend accordingly."

— hate-9000